June 18, 2005
-
“To all my playas, ya got much flava.” –Montel Jordan-
We went to Posh on Thursday & we all looked quite, well, posh, & Marisa & I held hands a lot & Michelle tried to kiss us but we shut her down. Also, a foreigner tried to abduct me via Indian burn but the ever-heroic Vartan scaled a small balcony to rescue me. It wasn’t exactly my scene but it was fun anyway.
<<<
>>>
Tell me why I just got paid & I still feel ridiculously broke?
Indians game tonight with my three favorite girls (her, her & her), and I sincerely hope it doesn’t rain. Marisa says if she speaks Spanish to the players, she will be able to charm them. I say I miss Carlos Baerga & the Alomar brothers.
(((
)))
A true friend tells you when your Africa-sized zit needs concealer; background-checks the unknown guy you go home with; rescues you from terrifying abductors; kisses you on the lips & doesn’t mean anything sexual; buys you a beer & takes it to the bathroom so that you can chug it in he handicapped stall; relives your re-drunk-ulousness the next day through animated story-telling & massive hangovers.
We caught a little brown mouse in a trap last night in our kitchen & I cried when I saw it wiggling around. It was still alive this morning when my mom went to take the trap out, and she called me & cried & apologized for laughing at me last night.
///
///
A very Happy 21st Birthday to my pal Keelie. I wish I was attending your birthday festivities tonight because A) I love limos, B) I love you and C) I love alcohol. Not in that particular order, of course. Have a good one! 
Comments (6)
Eeek, I hate mice. Hate them hate them hate them.
I love mice…but i miss the Alomar brothers and Omar Visquel more.
Ah Mouse Trap. My sister and I loved that game, but it was such a pain in the ass to set it up that we played our own version.
carlos baerga was BAD. when we got rid of him, we got to have mr. alomar #2 a few years later. although we did less winning with alomar… i think i’ve said entirely too much.
in response to wed. june 8th’s entry: sean bauer. in response to the not-so-cyrptic protected entry before this one, we should chat. in response to this entry, i don’t wanna hear it about mouse traps, the other day at work i had to kill a dying baby raccoon. now that’s sad.
THAAAAAAAAAAAAANKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS IT WAS AWESOME!!!!