April 25, 2005
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“When life is a loop, you’re in a room without a door.” –The Notwist-
Sean & I spent half of a conversation comparing my love life to kitchen appliances. In the end we decided that I can’t be a blender, because there are innuendoes to that, like, “I’ll tear you up, baby,” or something, and I can’t be a toaster because… well, I forget why, so in the end I am a waffle iron, even though waffle irons have crevices & ‘crevice’ is a fairly dirty word.
This just in: Black licorice tastes like “Satan’s anus hole on a stick.” Description courtesy of Joseph.
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I saw a dead rabbit in the street the other day & it occurred to me that you don’t see too many dead rabbits. Because, I mean, they run fast & stuff, so they probably don’t get hit too much. I wonder if the rabbit I saw had a limp or was, like, the slow kid.
Marisa: If penises were made out of cookie dough, I’d be a huge whore.
Joey: If penises were made out of cookie dough, I’d consider the whole homosexuality lifestyle.
Marisa: Except then you’d have cookie dough in your ass.
Me: Ew. I’d just be a head slut.
Joey: Yeah, I’d just be a blowjob whore.
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I was going to go to OU this weekend but now I am not. I asked someone to date party & I got shot down like BAM… and why go to date party without a date? Similarly, why go to OU on date party weekend if I’m not attending date party?
you wanna ball with the kid?
watch y’step
you might fall
Comments (16)
oh wow. as sad as it is, your observation about the dead rabbit made me laugh.
I ran over a rabbit once
. I cried about it for like, an hour and a half.
Also, thank you so much, my lovely internet friend, for your sweet, thoughtful comment
. You made me smile (as you always tend to do) and I’m so glad we can connect, somehow, over such a far distance.
MWAHHHH.
Julia
I read your entry about people liking you for who you were, and I recalled a memory of you that for one reason or another stands out in my mind. It was the year I was in student council, my sophomore year, and you and I were at the Christmas “Teacher’s Tea”, watching the teachers line up for food like a herd of cattle. We both kept snacking on the trail bologna that was laid out, and I commented on how you shouldn’t be eating it, if you were in fact Jewish. You just shrugged your shoulders, took another bite, and were like, “Eh, fuck it, pork is delicious.” It made me laugh, but the conversation didn’t really go beyond that, so I’m not sure why it stuck out in my mind. That’s sort of how I’ve always seen you. Very laid back, and comfortable with who you are. Even though I don’t know you THAT well, I like the person that I know.
punk. just kidding. we’ll miss you this weekend
You know you’re gonna miss out on the Family Guy game with us. now if that isn’t incentive to come down here… hahaha. see you soon, hopefully.
waffle iron, wtf?
Katy, dude you kill me. I am here at BG visiting Dave and he and Sean or in chorus. Anyway I am learning how to use this thing they call a computer and I read ur Xanga. I am standing in a hall in the music building and I definitly starting laughing loudly! So much for me not having to be the “center of attention”.
If penises were made of cookie dough, it’d be fun……. Whoa, that didn’t sound slutty or anything….. I’ve been with the same damn guy for 5 years, I’m allowed to be slutty.
Hmm.. You’re right about dead rabbits…. Have you ever seen a road-kill duck? I hadn’t until last summer!
push it down, it’ll pop right back up…don’t get burned…i’d give ya a whirl
man that satan looks frisky
My dogs bring home dead rabbits all the time. They’re fast, but not that fast.
haha…crevice is a dirty word. lol
What are you doing on Saturday May 14th at noon? I want to go watch Airbands…do you want to go?
Sorry to comment for a third time, but I forgot to tell you, I thought that story about you saying “whatever pork is delicious” was hilarious. I can so see you saying that while chomping away on bologna.
if you only knew how close to home your last entry hit me…
hang in there. hope things are good in oHIo. i miss the buckeye state.
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hahaha, joey is retarded.
in other news, i love you. see you at pops?
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Are you still w/your boy? I haven’t read in a while! I’m awful. Xoxo! Sam