January 12, 2005

• “I’ll never change, better, worse or the same.” –Kenna-

  
  

   

  
  

  15 Things You May or May Not Know About Moi, Depending on How Close We Are Or How Nosy You Are

  
  

  1.       I cannot type without looking at the keyboard, or with the right fingers.

  
  

  2.       Once I caught my hair on fire over a Chanukah menorah.

  
  

  3.       I have a desperate fear of being absolutely nothing at all when I grow up.

  
  

  4.       Orange juice with pulp literally makes me want to heave.

  
  

  5.       Whenever I’m feeling guilty about something, I have a nightmare about deer.

  
  

  6.       I have kissed my boyfriend’s best friend and my ex-best friend’s ex-boyfriend.

  
  

  7.       I frequently nod off during movies, even in the theatre.

  
  

  8.       I feel like I always look prettier at home- at school I’m always ugly.

  
  

  9.       My black Chuck tailors squeak when I walk.

  
  

  10.    When I lost the mouth guard that I wear to bed, I bought a hockey guard & used it instead.

  
  

  11.    I’m obsessed with my dad’s knick-knack drawer because it’s the only thing left that smells like him.

  
  

  12.    Most of the movies I buy are still VHS even though I have a DVD player.

  
  

  13.    I have quit 4 jobs- a bakery, a dining hall, a grocery store & a department store.

  
  

  14.    I know absolutely nothing about the classic rock genre & I don’t really care to.

  
  

  15.    At school, I don’t sleep under the sheets- I sleep on top of my comforter withtwo other blankets covering me.

  
  

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   I’m terrified of my Journalism class right now. It’s soooo effing hard & my teacher is a total character- she sounds like a muppet & kind of looks like one, too. She has a couple scraggly black hairs protruding from her chin & a thick layer of moustache on her upper lip, but she continues to talk about her glory days working for Cosmo.

  
  

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   I caved in & I wore my galoshes to Wal-Mart yesterday. I was comforted in knowing that mine were Payless-bought & not J.Crew or something else uppity… but then I thought about that a little more & I just felt poor. And cheap.

  
  

   

  
  

   Drinking with the Alden crew tonight which may be a bad idea since last time went horrifyingly. Also, because I hate the Family Guy drinking game. Mainly because I hate Family Guy. Also, because last time I went I skipped my Economics class which, according to my D in last quarter, I cannot afford to skip.

  
  

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   The library smells like vomit. Ew.

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