January 24, 2005

• “Everything will be okay- it will work out one way.” –Azure Ray-

  
  

   

  
  

   Can someone tell me why half of Court Street smelled like chlorine today? Yeah, because it reeked of the old Nat & it was grossss.

  
  

   

  
  

   I’m watching the end of Ever After & I’ve already almost-cried like 3 times because (A) I love Drew Barrymore & (B) I love fairytales & (C) I love crying, I think, because apparently I’m a damn sadist. All of the above, please.

  
  

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   The concert last week was freakin’ phenomenal if you don’t count the part where Norah Jones on crack sang & accompanied herself with children’s toys. Bright Eyes was amazing & I shall continue to use their song lyrics frequently, on & on until I find someone else to adore.

  
  

   

  
  

   Know what’s awesome? When you’re drunk & having a hard time typing properly… & then someone comes along who makes you feel entirely sober. Even better when she’s your supervisor!

  
  

  mad42381: i'm really drnuk

  
  

  mad42381: i'm practically laying down

  
  

  mad42381: gravity sucks

  
  

  ...(after I neglect to respond due to intoxication slowness)...

  
  

  mad42381: did it get you too

  
  

  mad42381: that damn gravuty

  
  

  mad42381: whered you go

  
  

  (((+))) 

  
  

   

  
  

   I hate that commercial that goes, “Gotta cold? Wanna lick it?” Come on, I understand the phraseology but really, it sounds so dumb in this usage. No, I don’t want to lick my cold. Licking takes in germs which I clearly already have, since I’m sick to begin with, you dipshit. What product is that for anyway? See? It’s not even effective advertising.

  
  

   

  
  

   Movie over. On to Win A Date With Tad Hamilton, starring the beautiful Topher. We’re on a first name basis, me & the Tophster.

  
  

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