Month: June 2005

  • “Taking it as we come, we’re not the only ones.” -Kaiser Chiefs-


     


    Sean & I got wrecked last night & said some things that probably no one has ever said before like, “It’s like Germany in your mouth.” And I almost caught a tricky little frog in the grass. And Kevin drank some queso for $1.


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    I found two new bands & if you want to know who they are, you’re going to have to ask me very nicely because right now they’re my own secret pleasure. HA.


     


    Umm, so riddle me this--- what constitutes as losing your virginity if you’re a lesbian? Seriously, I want to know. This is so puzzling.


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    Back to our old-skool roots tonight with the $5 bowling again, which is great because I’ve decided I’m not destined to be a clubber.


     


    I leave you with this bit of craziness.



     


    OhmigodI'mthemostboringpersonalive. This post sucked my balls. And I don't even HAVE balls. You know that means it sucked bad.

  • “You say goodnight; in my mind I’m sleeping next to you.” –Butch Walker-


     


    Is it lame that I miss Kevin after only 2 days of being away? It’s a good feeling to miss someone so much. (EDIT: I miss my lovah, too)


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    I’ve been in Lima visiting my grandparents for the past 36 hours or so & although it’s just a podunk cornfield town, it’s sort of nice to get away from the stress of working in 100-something degree weather & habitual nights out.


     


    Okay, so am I going to Rocky alone? I have pink fishnets & a denim skirt & blue eyeshadow, and I’m going it alone? Come onnn, people! Let’s do the time warp again! (see previous entry)


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    I bought a McCall’s skirt pattern & my mom is going to teach me to sew. Wish me luck- me with a needle & sewing machine? And various other sharp objects like pins? We’ll see- my skirt might end up being a pillowcase or something.


     


    My grandpa goes to the Senior Citizens’ Center a lot. I wonder if the people who work there are senior citizens, too, or if it’s like the Nat & employs young people. Do the elderly lifeguard & teach step aerobics? I wanted to ask but thought it might be insulting.


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    Newsflash: My grandma bought me a sparkly belt from TJ Maxx for $8 and I love it because I like being sequin-y. A whole lot. Sequins make every girl feel pretty, I think.


     


    Jimmy Eat World & Greenday in Dayton on August 14th- me, Kevin, Ryan, Brandon & Jeremy- is anyone else in? Road trippppp!


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    Ummm, PS, sorry my font sizes are wonky.

  • Get "Horror"-fied!


     



     


    What: The Rocky Horror Picture Show
    Where: The Cedar Lee


    When: Saturday, July 2nd @ midnight


    Who: Janet, Frank ‘n’ Furter & anyone who’s reading this!


    R.S.V.P.: A.S.A.P.!


     


    Meet at my house at 10:30---


    don’t come unless you’re costumed up!




  • “Better off I sparkle on my own.” –Anna Nalick-


     


    I burned my forearm on the pretzel tray at work. It blistered & it’s disgusting but I’m sort of obsessed with because it’s sort of in the shape of the Girl Scout logo. Matt says if you’re gonna get burned, it should at least be a cool scar.


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    While discussing the success of memorable acronyms like ROY G. BIV, the following conversation ensued.


    Me: “Yeah, those work so well. Like, HOUSE. For the Great Lakes.”


    Kevin: “You mean… HOMES???”


    Sean: “Guess it didn’t work so well.”


     


    And then, we discussed word plays meant to help you remember things, i.e. the order of the planets.


    Kevin: “The one for that is My Very Good Mother Just Made Us Nine Pizzas.”


    Sean: “No, it’s My Very Educated Mother Ju---“


    Me:Educated? What planet starts with E?!!”


    Sean: “Are you joking?”


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    I played in a sprinkler today with my neighbors’ granddaughters… while fully clothed. Yeah, I can rock it like a 6-year old, too, folks.


     


    This just in: I love my life. I mean, really. This is the good shit. And on that note, I’m peacin’ the eff out. XOXO.


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  • Photo op with the McGarvey brothers last night. 
         Crazy boys.


    Who needs clothes?
         This one is a cute one, right?


    Kevin thinks he's a thug.
         "I got beats in my head."


    Ryan & I with our matching tattoos.
         Why do I look so senior picture-esque?


    PDA via Xanga. Man, I love this one.
         Kissy, kissy!


    And they all lived happily ever after.
         The end.


     

  • “In the sign of Leo- the regal one but man, you let your claws show.” –Third Eye Blind-


     


    I bought a jump rope as a fun way to be sort of healthy but instead it kinda just feels like I’m a ten-year old in some inner-city school.


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    I saw The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants last night with two of my best friends, & it was the cutest best friends chick flick since Now & Then came out back in the day. Cheesy though it may have been, who doesn’t love a little bit of cheese, anyway? We laughed, we cried, we wished the characters had been at least 18 so that some of the plotlines didn’t seem so skanky.


     


    I also saw Batman Begins. What’s more orgasmic than Christian Bale & Morgan Freeman? Yeah, Morgan’s like sixty-something but he has an amazing voice. Annnnd the movie was the best ever & I can’t wait to see it again. At one point, Kevin leaned over & whispered, “Stop gushing!”


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    I dreamt that Kevin & I broke up & I dated Zach Dunlap instead & when I woke up I was crying already. WTF? So glad I’m not prophetic. Sometimes I hate dreams so much.


     


    I’m applying for a credit card today, if I get off my ass & go do it. Woooo. Here goes my inevitable downward spiral into the world of hideous debt.


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  • “We the kinda people make the club get crunk.” -Outkast-


     


    I think maybe I have pink eye. Thanks a lot, Annie.


     


    The game was so fun. We sat behind the cutest little nuclear family, two parents & a son & a daughter, and they gave me a ½ bag of pistachios & offered to buy us cotton candy. They laughed at our jokes & discussed with us parental phrases like, “I’m not mad, just disappointed.” Also, Annie tried her first hot dog & equally cool, the Indians WON.


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    I had killer breakfast food twice today. Once at Tip-Top (chocolate chip pancakes) & again at IHOP (some shoddy omelette). Do you know how happy that makes me? How glorious a genre breakfast food is?


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    Today I noticed that Lego people’s hands are permanently formed into handjob-style semi-circles. And that it sort of creeps me out a little bit, A) to imagine Legos with penises & B) to imagine Legos being dirrty. Oh, EW.


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    Marisa: “I’m the extraneous friend. I’m finger eleven.”

  • “To all my playas, ya got much flava.” –Montel Jordan-


     


    We went to Posh on Thursday & we all looked quite, well, posh, & Marisa & I held hands a lot & Michelle tried to kiss us but we shut her down. Also, a foreigner tried to abduct me via Indian burn but the ever-heroic Vartan scaled a small balcony to rescue me. It wasn’t exactly my scene but it was fun anyway.


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      Tell me why I just got paid & I still feel ridiculously broke?


     


    Indians game tonight with my three favorite girls (her, her & her), and I sincerely hope it doesn’t rain. Marisa says if she speaks Spanish to the players, she will be able to charm them. I say I miss Carlos Baerga & the Alomar brothers.


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    A true friend tells you when your Africa-sized zit needs concealer; background-checks the unknown guy you go home with; rescues you from terrifying abductors; kisses you on the lips & doesn’t mean anything sexual; buys you a beer & takes it to the bathroom so that you can chug it in he handicapped stall; relives your re-drunk-ulousness the next day through animated story-telling & massive hangovers.


     


    We caught a little brown mouse in a trap last night in our kitchen & I cried when I saw it wiggling around. It was still alive this morning when my mom went to take the trap out, and she called me & cried & apologized for laughing at me last night.


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     A very Happy 21st Birthday to my pal Keelie. I wish I was attending your birthday festivities tonight because A) I love limos, B) I love you and C) I love alcohol. Not in that particular order, of course. Have a good one!

  • “I try to find who I am but end up lost in the end.” –Armor for Sleep-


     


    At Steak & Shake, they have “Employees Must Wash Hands” signs in the bathroom… in Spanish. I wonder how many Spanish-speaking-only employees they have at Steak & Shake, here in Northeast Ohio….
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    Ummm today my mom went to work & she forgot to change out of her slippers so I had drive to the ‘brary to take her sandals to her. She was so embarrassed & I thought it was absolutely hilarious, if not a bit inconvenient.


     


    I watched Closer last night & man, do I love that movie SO much. I’m requesting that someone buy it for me for my birthday. Thanks. Also, I have a huge heterosexual crush on Natalie Portman & an even bigger one on Jude Law, who I am convinced is a minor deity.


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    I’ve been having a lot of nightmares lately, about nothing in particular. I just tend to wake up feeling terrified & uncomfortable. Last night I dreamt that some restaurant/cave/ship dock that I was in caught fire & my cousin & Catherine Perrow (random?!) got stuck inside, drunk.


     


    And speaking of…
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    I got sloppy drunk at Lisa’s surprise party on Tuesday & my fabulous lovah & my likewise fabulous boyfriend ended up taking care of me. I’m so embarrassed. Whatever, I’m DD’ing for Marisa tonight since I owe her one, & in hopes that she gets sloppy so that I no longer feel like the sole alcoholic of the group.


     


    Posh tonight, what’s uppppp?


     


     



    PSA: don't get drunk enough to do shit like this

  • “I’ll steal your honey like I stole your bike.” –LFO-


     


    Best. Lyric. Ever.


     


     Has the King of Pop ever been a smoother criminal than when he gets off “not guilty” on 10 counts of child molestation? Wow. Just wowwww.


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    Last night I hung out with some super-cool kids & we took a meander down a trail through a field in the middle of nowhere, watching fireflies in the grass but being a little terrified of being abducted. And Kevin wandered too far down the path & we decided to run away & scare him… and I fell on my face in a ditch, all movie-style. You know, when a murderer is chasing a helpless victim thru the woods & she falls & you’re like, “Get up, bitch! No one falls in real life!” Yeah. Welll, I do.


     


    Brandon wears moccasins a lot. How do the rest of you feel about this? I feel like he always looks like he’s ready to build a teepee. Or go boating on a yacht.


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    The Copeland concert went horribly awry. To make a long story short, it involved a panic attack, a big fight, incorrect directions, naked-time in my car & a drive that almost took us to Pennsylvania. It also involved us only seeing the last 2 songs of the show. Following that, Sean ate a bug.


     


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    i heart my bf


    have i mentioned that?

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