August 1, 2005
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“It’s just another manic Monday.” -The Bangles-
Today = hell. Seriously, August 1st is probably Satan’s favorite day. By the time I got home from work, I nearly passed out. Instead, I just took a three hour nap, which is basically the same thing.
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*i googled "hellish" & i got this
Friday was Robert’s birthday “party” which really involved sitting in his living room for a gajillion hours & talking about
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Oh, and I forgot to add that we were almost shotgunned in the head by a hillbilly whose driveway we turned around in twice circa 2 a.m. PS, Microsoft Word gave me a squiggly red underline on “shotgunned” & suggested I correct it to say “shotgun Ned.” Muahaha. That’s what I’m naming the Friday Night Hillbilly.
My Eighties Extravaganza is quickly approaching (t-minus 5 days) & alas, this birthday girl has nothing to wear. I know the 80’s was a hideous decade, but everyone else’s hideous clothes somehow are cute & costumey. Mine is just horrendously absurd… so it’s kinda bringin’ down the mood, because who wants to be the hideously absurd birthday girl???
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My “weekend” starts tonight- two days off, sucka! Annnd, I’m off like a prom dress in a cheap motel room.
Comments (6)
Dude! Half my family lives in Jackson, MS (see the "hellish" pic).
And how many years with this party make (I know you're about my age, so I'm guessing it's 21).
And if you think there are hillbillies in Ohio, you should come visit Arkansas! It's LOADS of fun! I've actually heard a man order "frajitters" at a mexican restaurant ("fajitas" to you and I).
Dude, i was in a cheap hotel room with my prom dress on, and let me tell you, it didn't come off the way i wanted it to. Basically I had to wiggle myself out of it in the roach infested bathroom and call it a night while my date slept stoned out of his mind in the twin (if you call a mouse trap a twin), stealing my sleeping bag which I had used as a blanket since i wasen't sleeping on the cum stained floor....
Too much info?
random props, saw ur profile . thought id drop by and say hi since u live in the same town as i do
have a nice nite -nate
Cant wait for 80's EXTRAVAGANZA!!!! You will look sweet no matter what dont worry about it!
I never DID actually see Shotgun Ned the other night, I'm so pissed that I didn't. Anyway, we'll have to go back and turn around in his driveway again sometime so I can get a glimpse.
scary hill billy O.O
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