September 14, 2006

  • “I guess we’re big & I guess we’re small. If you think about it, man, we got it all.” –Five For Fighting-

     

    I’m currently watching this wacked-out new Project Runway, & I’m feeling really, really bad about it. If Kayne is booted in favor of one of these returned hacks, I may kick Heidi Klum is her perfectly-toned stomach.

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    My cell phone is broken. I can call people & hear them talking, but they can’t hear me. Freaking piece of sh!t. I’ve had it for less than a year, & it’s already obsolete.

     

    Greg Behrendt has his own dating show. Why would you take your dating advice from a guy with a bleach-blonde mullet who’s wearing a vest in his series pilot commercial?

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    And speaking of hair, is mine ready to grow back in yet? Please? It’s at that stage where I look like an overweight pixie. It’s not even obvious anymore that it’s growing out from a bad buzz; instead, it looks like maybe I just wanted this hairdo, you know? And that’s worse.

     

    I’m so stressed. I feel like I’m failing at everything I’m doing right now.

Comments (4)

  • Project Runway pissed me off big time last night. It was so screwed up!

  • ok, i am a little relieved that the two rejects still sucked.. but i was sad to see kayne go. he did SO much better than jeremy did. whhhhhaaaatever. call me later.

  • isn't that the guy who wrote "he's just not that into you"?? that was a good book, too bad i didn't do anything it said, haha. and i don't think i'd take advice from a bleach blonde mullet man w/ a vest on. haha...

  • I'm very conused why anyone would give Greg Behrendt a show. I keep waiting for the punchline.

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