May 11, 2006

• “Nobody can bend the up & down as long as you understand the long undertow.” –Mates of State-

  
  

   

  
  

  I’m pretty sure that hardly anyone reads my Xanga anymore, which is thoroughly disheartening, but I admit that I’ve been far less witty than usual. I’m only witty when I’m miserable.

  
  

   

  
  

  My Magazine Publishing exam was tonight & I am IRATE. It was more like a game of journalistic Trivial Pursuit, or some warped media Jeopardy, because the questions were that fucking obscure.

  
  

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  Britney Spears has another bun in the oven, ya’ hearrrd? K-Fed is clearly overly fertile, & although Britney did a nice job of appearing glamorous for about half a decade, her true white-trash colors came out all in one rainbow explosion this past year & a half. I find sad irony in the name of her newest fragrance, In Control. What a freak.  

  
  

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  I studied at Luna's today & it was a festival of oddities. The girl next to me had about an inch of her buttcrack showing, which was disgusting, & in the parking lot I found a hilarious yellow car with red-tinted windows & an abundance of Tweety Bird paraphernalia, including a DIY bumper sticker. Luckily, I documented both of these for you:

  
  

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  I have nothing planned for the next week except for work. I can’t decide if that’s relieving or depressing…

  
  

   

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